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Hudson E Baldwin lll's avatar

There’s a pill for that. If not, we have an $11,000 twice a month invasive procedure that you can do yourself. Perfectly safe, because we will ship it in enough plastic to leave the carbon footprint of your lifetime of driving.

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suzieQ's avatar

Genius! 💙

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Unapaulagetic's avatar

JAMA needs to see this STAT

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